Ukulele and wine...

Just finished writing my blog for today and accidentally pressed something like fn+ctrl+A which wiped the whole lot. It simply disappeared. I don't really get shortcuts when you have to press more than 2 buttons at once. It may well be a shortcut but it takes months to study the list which seems pretty pointless to me. I would be more annoyed but I actually think what I wrote was pretty dull, to be fair. My notebook is developing its own set of value judgements and today I didn't come up to scratch.... Open the pod door Hal.

Matt - the bass player in the Lenny Smallman band - was on Masterchef last night. I didn't know he could cook. Have to get myself invited round for dinner. Not sure about his chilli chocolate jam coullis though.... And the girl that narrates it sounds like a man that's taken oestrogen pills.

Lisa is taking Stanley out. No night out for me tonight. No sirreebob. I'm staying in to play my new ukulele and not drinking any wine whatsoever.