If it wasn't for those pesky...

So, who knows what's on the mystery england football tape? Answers on a postcard please... I reckon they've all been putting bets on who's going to be first to have a crack at Cheryl.

Is it just me, or did the whole Oscars coverage start to get a bit ridiculous this year. Maybe it was to take our mind off the footballers and Facebook reprobates... [And nothing to do with the fact I fell asleep in front of it, obviously.]

You can't move at the tills of my local Budgens for Easter eggs. Thousands of them. What obesity crisis?!!