Pure Floyd

Pink Floyd have won their battle to not allow EMI to release their songs as individual tracks, preferring to keep their records pure and very very long. Although they have stated that they will allow the listener to pause the album during playback if they get the midnight munchies.

I have already offered EMI my back catalogue to compensate for their loss.

My nostril shaving wound has healed nicely. Peter, our man in the city, sent me his sympathies having just endured a similar injury to his scrotum... This has opened up another huge can of worms as I have always refused to wax, and I am currently working out my position on the remaining options.