Have I just read something in the news about Israel proclaiming to have stopped beating its wife...?
Meanwhile the footballing elite are complaining that their new ball is a bit too round. Apparently it doesn't go where they kick it - unlike their previous ball which always went exactly as intended, hence a perfect record of goalscoring and goalkeeping from every shot?! The new football was developed using the finest technology in Loughborough. Taking the complaint to its natural conclusion, shouldn't we now ban any further use of technology as it's only going to cock everything up?
In a few hours time I'm sure that England will have found a way to score a few goals with their new ball, and save a few more at the other end. And then all will be fine and dandy with the world - for a day or two at least.
Meanwhile Palestine is hoping for a draw...
Meanwhile the footballing elite are complaining that their new ball is a bit too round. Apparently it doesn't go where they kick it - unlike their previous ball which always went exactly as intended, hence a perfect record of goalscoring and goalkeeping from every shot?! The new football was developed using the finest technology in Loughborough. Taking the complaint to its natural conclusion, shouldn't we now ban any further use of technology as it's only going to cock everything up?
In a few hours time I'm sure that England will have found a way to score a few goals with their new ball, and save a few more at the other end. And then all will be fine and dandy with the world - for a day or two at least.
Meanwhile Palestine is hoping for a draw...
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