Honesty

I’ve been a bit coy about my personal life up to now and I’m not sure why. This is such a personal thing to be doing, and I keep forgetting people will be watching these, and I realise I’ve shied away from talking about my partner.

Why is that? I’m being honest here. I don’t think it’s because I’d like to make myself attractive to other women out there, or that I’m even hoping to get a bit of virtual sex on the side… I tried it once with a girl I met in a chat room but it wasn’t for me - it just felt weird. I didn’t want her to think I was illiterate, so I refused to abbreviate the words the way everyone else was doing, and preferred to type them out in full instead, so it took me 15 minutes just to take her shirt off…

Why have I not talked about them before - my personal relationships I mean? These people who mean the world to me?

Maybe I am being a little sly and hedging my bets after all? So I better come clean with you now. My real name is Lenny Smallman and I’ve been with Carol for 7 years. We’re not married. We don’t want to be married - I like thinking of her as my girlfriend. It feels more like a choice, rather than something we are forced to make work. We’ve got one boy called Stanley who is now 6. He arrived on the scene very quickly… We’d only been together one month when he was conceived. It was something of a shock, but I can’t imagine how it would work any other way. How would you make a decision like that? We needed to be helped into it, and I’m very happy we were.

Neither of them want to be involved with these blogs. I’ve asked them to stick their head around the door once in a while, but they really don’t want to - which is fine. So there you go. I’ve come clean with you all.

So therefore if you’re single and you’re looking for a virtual relationship with a man who takes his time over the sentences, you can contact me through the website…

That’s a joke obviously.

[But do get in touch though…]

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